Rosie, get back on your meds, stay out of the limelight, take care of your kids, and keep your head down and your powder dry. And don't get married again.
Brian, did you really have to lie? You were on top of the world. We would have loved you even if you hadn't been shot down in a helicopter. As a matter of a fact, I would have fallen more in love with you if you announced that you would not be travelling overseas because it would ruin your hair.
I think you are smart to remove yourself from the air for awhile. When you come back, you should go on Jimmy Fallon and do your usual rap song schtick. And if you could take a stab at some self-depreciating humor, all the better. After that, I'm sure all will be forgotten. That is until someone reads your Wikipedia bio.
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