We arrived at Target at 7:45AM for the 8:00AM opening. I guess we weren't the only ones who had Lilly on their minds.
This is where I wished I had a megaphone. I would have yelled "Why aren't you people at Church?" I figured I could guilt a few people to leave the line. Or if that didn't work, I could try "Free Jack Rogers sandals at Nordstroms!"
I've never seen so many Lulu leggings in my whole life. Get out of line, ladies. If you're willing to pay full price for Lulu, you shouldn't be taking my place in line at Target!
We ran in behind the cast of thousands of Lilly lovers and came upon this.
8:01AM and it was stone cold empty.
And then... out of the corner of my eye I spotted one lonely pair of
flip flops... AND THEY WERE MY SIZE!!!
The only thing that would have made it even better is if they were my #2's size. She didn't seem to mind though.
We passed a few of these carts being pushed by skinny, glowing, shopping over achievers fantasizing how great they are going to look this summer in their new Lilly wear.
Suddenly, I had a light bulb moment. I told #2 to distract this lady and I would steal her cart. My #2 wasn't so keen on the idea. Somebody's got to have a moral compass in the family.
Until next time...