Happy 24th Anniversary, Mister! In the spirit of "grand gestures" I have made an appointment at our local tattoo parlor for you to have our vows written on the body part of your choice. This way, the world will see your undying devotion to your supermodel trophy wife.
I, also, want the world to see my devotion to you. Since I am allergic to tattoo ink, I have taken the liberty of ordering this little trinket of your love. Don't worry, it is being sized as we speak. All you have to do is pick it up after 5 tomorrow.