You and the hubby will be the talk of the subdivision with this gruesome twosome get-up.
You know you're at a wild party if this guy meets you at the door.
You could be that clever couple.
A salt & battery
Another clever guy.
A spice rack
Mad at the hubby?
Make him wear this outfit to a party.
Then stay within earshot and listen to all the wise cracks.
A costume and a teaching moment wrapped into one!
Another poor kid.