I read that before the party gets started, apply Vaseline to avoid irritating the area.
Stock up on these.
Believe me; you'll thank me later.
My experience at the endoscopic center was a positive one. The nurses were warm and friendly and put me at ease. You know how much I love nurses - I even wrote a post about them.
The doctor, on the other hand, reminded of a certain TV doctor. She evidently left her smile and bedside manner at home. She came in to tell me all the things that could go wrong and asked for my signature. I almost jumped ship in my johnny gown but instead I said a quick Hail Mary and gave her my John Hancock.
Before I knew it, my sweet nurse woke me up and told me that I was clean as a whistle, and I didn't have to worry about having another colonoscopy for ten years.
The Mister suggested that we go out for a nice fattening lunch.
I told him, "No way, Mister. Take me to the nearest Talbots so I can try on some mom jeans in size double zero!"
Until next time...
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