If it's Wednesday, it's time for Hodgepodge.
All I care about is that my family is happy, healthy, and employed during 2016. And I lose 25 lbs. And I develop a super fast metabolism.
And my arms look like Kelly Ripa's.
I am constantly frustrated by technology. Nothing ever works for me. I tried to order theater tickets on line this morning and ended up calling the box office because the computer would not allow me to buy more than one ticket.
I'm probably the only person you know who gets lost using a GPS. The Mister put a tracker on my phone so he can see where I am when I call him when I get lost.
Twitter and Tumbler are mysteries to me, and I wouldn't even attempt to figure out Snap Chat.
I am constantly in touch with
I have a "friend" on Facebook who always starts every status update with the word "So." She usually writes some meaningless diatribe about common, everyday frustrations. It goes something like this...
So, I got up late, got the kids to school just in the nick of time, worked out for 3 hours, and I pull up to the cleaners, and there are like five cars ahead of me. Really?
So, I am behind this BMW and he decides to stop and take a left but forgets to use his blinker!! I guess blue BMW's don't have blinkers!
You're probably thinking "So?"
As for the other words, I don't hear them very often. Manspreading is a new one to me. I asked the Mister since he takes the train and ferry on a regular basis. He said that he's never heard the word. He's probably the biggest offender of all and is totally oblivious.
Women can fight back, though.
I do not have a lot of gray in my home. But I will tell you that I did a post on my friend's house in Texas which is one of the prettiest homes that I have ever visited. She and her husband built and designed it and the entire house is done in shades of gray. It is positively stunning.
I couldn't be convinced to eat any of the above-mentioned foods for good luck. If someone is willing to take their life in their hands and wake me up at midnight, I would hope that they would be holding a quart of ice cream with a side of Fudge Everything! and skip the grapes.
And I'm not going to do a darn thing about it.
What words would you like to see banished from the English language?