I would literally throw my New York Times Bestseller and iPad in the trash to follow these three around from gate to gate.
Our guests for my first appearance would be the Real Housewives of NYC.
By the way, I think your hubby is the most normal of the bunch.
I would give that arrogant husband of yours an e-boost right out the door.
And now you're dating scary Harry again. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
To be honest with you ...
I think it's a match made in heaven.