All in all, I didn't think this season was RHBH's best. It just didn't seem to have much continuity to it and it felt more staged than usual.
But that certainly didn't stop me from watching it...
If I had to choose one housewife that I could be out of any of the RH shows, it would be Yolanda for a number of reasons. First of all, I have often wondered what it would feel like to be one of those amazon women that everyone gawks at when she walks into a room. Yo wears her clothes beautifully and definitely has no problem wearing the same thing two or three times (white jeans) when she knows she looks good.
Another reason I wouldn't mind being Yo is because I am green with envy of her Hollywood lifestyle and home. I adore her garden and her refrigerator that could fit a family of six.
And lastly, I want to be Yo because I could be as rude as I want and defend myself by telling everyone that I am like that because I am foreign. Works for her.
The reason why I wouldn't want to be Yo is the fact she has lousy taste in men and waits on "my love" hand and foot. That would get exhausting. If David Foster were married to me, he would consider it boot camp and move on to wife #8.
I felt Taylor was a bit of a nonentity this season. Not a lot happening with her except she was drinking too much and lost track of Kennedy's whereabouts for a day. I think she was putting that "drinking thing" on so she would have some kind of story line.
My bet is she will be gone next season faster than you can say "Jillzarin."
I tried to find a photo of Brandi "stirring the pot" or a cauldron, whichever you prefer. She just loved to toss an oral grenade into a circle of housewives and then back off and watch everybody blow up at each other. Just when I thought that Brandi couldn't get any worse, she drops the bomb shell that she thinks Kyle secretly wants Kim to fail in her attempts at sobriety. OUCH!
Another point about Brandi. Is it just me or does anyone else think that Lisa, Ken and Brandi make an odd threesome? The 3 of them get a real kick out of each other and their menage trois. To me, it gives me the creeps. I'd rather kiss Giggy than Ken any day.
The best thing that happened to Lee Ann Rimes and her tarnished public image is Brandi. She should write her a thank you note.
Oh, poor Kim. She was definitely "on something" in Paris. No question about that. For being an addict, she sure takes a lot of medication. She tries so hard to have Kyle like her as much as she likes Faye, which is a mystery in itself.
I think it's time for Kim to leave the show and tend to her own personal issues. After seeing her counsel Taylor, she may be able to do commercials for the Betty Ford Clinic.
The reason Kyle and Lisa were having problems this season is because I think they were both vying for the title of the Grand Dame of RHBH.
Mauricio certainly got more than his share of camera time this season. And I think he kind of liked it.
Kyle wants the viewers to see a calm, assured, loving wife, sister, overpriced boutique owner, and mother. I think the camera loses focus though, and shows her as someone who feeds on attention and the spotlight.
Lisa was a much more affable person the first season. But I think she got a whiff of fame and decided to create drama which brings on more camera time. The renewal of the vows was the most ridiculous circus and waste of time I've yet to see on a RH show. And believe me, I have watched them all.
Last but not least...
the couple that gives a whole new meaning to
Is anybody shocked that these two are getting divorced? The other housewives just couldn't believe it!?! Doesn't say much for the intelligence of the rest of the crew.
How about that last scene that Paul and Adrienne appeared in together? He was decked out in body paint hanging off a pathetic tree limb and she was snarling at him to get down.
Just another day in Maloof paradise.
Adrienne is now rocking Rod Stewart's son's world.
BREAKING NEWS.... Rambo filed a suit against Yo's ex and Lisa's bff, Mohamed. According to sources, Sly has accused Mo of some shoddy contractor work on his 2009 mansion. (Wait, lemme get a tissue). Mo swung back with a restraining order against Sly accusing him of threatening to blow his head off.
I smell reality show!!